July 27 2008 12:31PM
When we see Ethan Moreau listening intently to Rob Schremp at the Rexall Indy, we know that they are discussing __________________.
How best to serve up a wet willy to mact.
Moreau: "All of the Indy girls? You're shitting me, right?'
Schremp: "I shit you not."
why Moreau decided to wear baby blue plaid pants.
Moreau: that better be a light beer son, i don't want you getting pudgy on me again.
Schremp: Whatevs, hey I've been meaning to ask, who's that old broad everyone was cheering for earlier?
Moreau: You mean Gene Simmons?
Schremp: Yeah, she single?
Moreau: Go for it kid. It'll be a good learning experience.
Schremp: Learning experience? Is MacT behind this?
What Schremp is saying: This one time...at hockey camp...____________
What Moreau is thinking: If THAT is what he was doing at Hockey camp it's no wonder he can't skate worth a damn.
That they have basically both played the same number of games for the Oil in the past two years
I like those pants by the way. The convo probably went like this:
Schremp: Hey Mr. Moreau, can I play on your team??
Moreau: I have heard enough.
(punches Schemp 100 feet onto the track)
Moreau: "I'm thinking that since my career is winding down, I'd better make a YouTube video to show off some sort of inane skill that doesn't have much to do with playing the game, but makes me look WAY better than I actually am. Got any ideas?"
Schremp: "I might."
Moreau: ...and that's how you play effectively as a third line, defensive minded physical winger.
Schremp: Uh... thanks.
Moreau: If you had my heart you would be Crosby.
Schremp: Yeah but -
How to properly accomplish being a first round bust offensively, but still carve out a career until injuries have their say.
Look at the guns on Schremp!!!
Seriously, this is what Camp Mendelbaum has wrought?
I don't know what they're saying, but the guy behind him is saying,
"Hey, if I wore pants like those, I'd have to kick my own ass"
Moreau: We have made plenty of excellent moves in the offseason, take Erik Cole for example...
Schremp: Didn't you give him the elbow from hell in G6SCF06 when he had just returned from a broken neck?
Moreau: Yeah, well, er. (PUNCH)
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