May 07 2008 08:21AM
You can file this under "things I wish I had died before I had to read." Perez Hilton is reporting that Dion Phaneuf and Elisha Cuthbert were spotted together in Hawaii.
Apparently the bottom of the barrel wasn't Lacerated Spleen Avery, and the devolved protohuman Dion Phaneuf is more her style. Somewhere Andrew Cogliano is taking notes and getting ready to ask Miss USA 2006, Miss USA 2007 and Miss USA 2008 to the local box social.