GDB 26: Danger in the Shark tank

Wanye
December 06 2008 05:21PM

Regarding last night's game over the Kings. Um, what exactly was the plan there MacT?

Step 1: Score three goals. Step 2: Gas three goal lead surrendering four straight. Step 3: Score stirring goal with 12 mins remaining to tie the game. Step 4: Have Schremp go in the shootout - get 56 alarm robbed by LaBarbera Step 5: Send in Hemsky to destroy everything.

Repeat as necessary

So what exactly is the plan for tonight? The Oil head into San Jose - who has collected an amazing 16 wins in only 12 games at home this year. The nice thing about tonight? The Oil really have no business winning in SJ so there is no pressure on them. The really nice thing about tonight? The Oil historically have this habit of winning games they have no business winning. Take gassing that 3 goal lead last night then still pulling it out.

And before we start planning the party for Schremp we will continue to reserve judgment. He looked all kinds of awesome again last night -- going so far as to ditch his lid on the one goal in tribute to Coach MacTavish. We can literally hear the "I told you sos" being screamed at the TVs all over the Nation every time Schremp collects a point. We are waiting a few more before we make our decision on how real his realness is.

It touches our heart

The Justice League meeting was a little sparse last night -- and that's perfectly fine. Cause you know that everyone who wasn't in attendance at the JL meeting was out on the town and watching the game somewhere and there in spirit. You just know that the JL is out there on the town all over Canada running beers through them. It's the holidays for heavens sake. We need to be able to bring the JL on the move with us somehow -- and we have a team of scientists thinking about how that would work. In the meantime let the good times roll.

Oh yeah

And there's this.

Just one of the first three designs hot off the presses. Now if you will excuse us, we are building our online store whilst watching us some hockey.
 
Go Oil
 
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#251 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:32PM
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kay seriously did the OIlers just manage to sort of win a game?

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#252 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:32PM
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Sorry boys. That was me headbutting your dick.

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#253 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:32PM
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@ Fiveandagame: UH, YA, me too

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#254 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:33PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Sorry boys. That was me headbutting your dick.

As long as forehead was contacting dick, then we all good.

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#255 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:33PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Sorry boys. That was me headbutting your dick.

Yeah with your mouth open...what is commonly referred to the Wendal Clark

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#256 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:33PM
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Wow but I hate this game. It's going to kill me sooner or later.

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#257 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:33PM
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I can't help it! I am happy.

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#258 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:34PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Sorry boys. That was me headbutting your dick.

That wasn't my dick

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#259 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:34PM
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The CBC Post Game Show is seriously so boring

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#260 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:35PM
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Wanye, I think we need a new, nonAvery, poll.

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#261 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:35PM
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@ RLH: Ah. Good point.

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#262 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:36PM
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What was the reason the Oil won tonight?

A) Roloson

What else?

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#263 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:36PM
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Scott Oake is going to get shanked one day for asking the wrong question.

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#264 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:36PM
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Roli doesn't even sound winded.

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#265 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:36PM
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What are we going to do with our Goalies? We have two good ones. Roli is trying to be old man hasek or something?

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#266 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:37PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

What was the reason the Oil won tonight? A) Roloson What else?

Um...voodoo?

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#267 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:38PM
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B) A lucky goal

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#268 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:38PM
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RLH wrote:

Wanye, I think we need a new, nonAvery, poll.

Here is a good one....

Who has the better plugs? Scott Oake or Rob Brown

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#269 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:38PM
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Interesting that Roloson pumps Pete Peeters tire in the interview.

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#270 Al Hamilton
December 06 2008, 10:38PM
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Dwayne thinks pete peters is a great goalie coach. nuff said.

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#271 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:39PM
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When is the Blake-Roloson Wedding?

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#272 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:39PM
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Rollie seems like the nicest guy ever! Those homicide eyes are really deceiving.

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#273 Al Hamilton
December 06 2008, 10:41PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Rollie seems like the nicest guy ever! Those homicide eyes are really deceiving.

and the molester mullet, very decieving.

so is garon getting traded now?

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#274 Wanye
December 06 2008, 10:42PM
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Thanks for all the help with the poll JL Post Game Show

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#275 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:42PM
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We also won the game cause Souray is all kinds of man sexy and scored again...

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#276 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:42PM
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Okay, I don't need to relive this stress. I'm going to bed.

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#277 Smokin' Ray
December 06 2008, 10:44PM
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I vote for Rob Brown.

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#278 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:45PM
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HERE IS A POLL FOR YOU ALL

DOES SOURAY =

a) AWESOME

b) MAN SEXY

c) CFP amnesia

d) ALL OF THE ABOVE

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#279 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:45PM
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oh and I vote for Rob Brown as well

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#280 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:52PM
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I vote Rob Brown and Man Sexy

Finally both those words in a sentence

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#281 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:59PM
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Joe Thorton would rather be anywhere in the world than doing this interview.

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#282 Dana
December 06 2008, 11:00PM
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The poll doesn't support 3 lines of text--you'll need an upgrade to get that feature.

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#283 David S
December 06 2008, 11:05PM
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Times like this when I wish my mom wasn't looking over my shoulder. That was a f*** of a game huh? A guy over at LT's GDT said something like OJ got 9 years for stealing less than we did tonight.

Big game. HUGE game. Things like this can define a team's year. Playing most of the game when the battery low light is flashing and still having enough guts to come out and win the thing. Watching these guys in the next while should be pretty exciting.

BTW - how's it going with that "fire MacT" bandwagon thing?

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#284 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 11:09PM
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David S wrote:

BTW - how’s it going with that “fire MacT” bandwagon thing?

We still have her gassed up and ready to roll. If we can string together 30 wins in a row, then maybe I'll be converted. But until then I think it's time for a changing of the guard.

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#285 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 11:13PM
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Dana

Things seem pretty good overall. I want to tweak some fonts and stuff and buff up some of the graphics.

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#286 MattL
December 07 2008, 03:30AM
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I don't know who played better: Alex Hemsky (did they REALLY put that in the graphic?!), or Dwayne Roloffson.

Although, neither odd-pronunciation beats Bob Cole's "HORCROFT!" in '06...

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#287 David S
December 07 2008, 03:38AM
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"Roloffson"

Jeezus.

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#288 milli
December 07 2008, 08:27AM
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Roli circa 06!!!!!!

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#289 B-rad
December 07 2008, 10:55AM
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you guys need to have blue in those t-shirts.....

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#290 I Am The Law
December 07 2008, 11:21AM
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@ Fiveandagame: The commentators on the Dallas side of the game earlier this week referred to him as "Studly Wonderbomb". I think that should encompass all of the choices.

And I see the site now has graphics by the team names for "last game" and "next game", and has the accurate record. I like!

I wouldn't mind seeing some form of NW division standings, though, maybe like the baseball standings over at BofA, or the guys at sportsclubstats. Just a small suggestion though... This new layout is looking really pro, though!

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#291 BUCK75
December 07 2008, 11:31AM
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I am eagerly awaiting the opening of your online store.

Good game for the copper'n'blue last night. Not the prettiest game, but a win is a win.

Lotsa big decisions in the next little while. Who comes out when Nilsson is healthy? Schremp is carrying his weight. Garon is as good as gone. Ride Roli & JDD this season, find another older goalie to back up JDD next year (or resign Roli).

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#292 freeze
December 07 2008, 11:39AM
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Marc Crawford is absolutely painful to listen to. So, so painful.

Luckily we got to see some magic from Alex Hemsky.

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#293 The Towel Boy
December 07 2008, 01:47PM
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freeze wrote:

Marc Crawford is absolutely painful to listen to. So, so painful. Luckily we got to see some magic from Alex Hemsky.

I didn't believe it...so I flicked thru ye-olde PVR...they called him Alex Hemsky and the graphic said "Alex Hemsky"...

Is that what he wants to be called now?

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#294 Chris
December 07 2008, 01:51PM
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David S wrote:

BTW - how’s it going with that “fire MacT” bandwagon thing?

Wilson is a good coach... But has anyone noticed how a change has inspired the Sharks? Just sayin...

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#295 BUCK75
December 07 2008, 03:53PM
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Clarkenstein wrote:

We need the radio station to put the play by play on a 2 second delay so we can shut these coneheads off on TV. Honestly, how the hell has Mark Crawford held a coaching job so long? And is the cameraman on drugs or did my old lady spike my pop??

Lol - PVR, then remind 2 seconds to sync Rod & Bob with TV

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#296 1011011
December 07 2008, 06:33PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

Honestly, how the hell has Mark Crawford held a coaching job so long?

You mean MARC Crawford?

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#297 Clayton
December 09 2008, 08:47AM
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WOW! A skull!? Thats so original!DUH! I was hoping you would put out some shirts or something but that is one shirt I will never buy!

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#298 bingofuel
December 09 2008, 08:52AM
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@ Clayton: Note that the caption below the T-shirt says that it's one design out of three. So before you get your dink in a bunch, just cool it and reserve judgment for when we release the other designs. Then, if you hate all three, feel free to shout it from the frickin' rooftops.

I HATE MORNINGS.

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