November 30 2007 10:47AM
OilersNation, AB—Fresh from breaking the worldwide scandal that Oiler Allan Rourke is the child of actor Mickey Rourke, Director of OilersNation Geneology Dr John Bednarski has discovered Anaheim Duck George Parros is in fact the twin brother of legendary performing artist Yanni.
"If he isn't related, I can’t think of any reason why he would grow out his hair, and sport that greasy moustache," explains Bednarski
OilersNation staff contacted the Yanni Fan Club for comment but were told by a startled telephone operator that "this line hasn't rung in years. I have no idea how to get in touch with Yanni."